Polish artist known as Calabarte makes amazing table lamps out of hollowed and dried skin of the gourd fruit.
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Doctor Spencer Reid
because I couldn’t resist.
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
Ficlet: Why is There a Ring, steve/tony. Proposal!fic.
For rdjinspiringlybeautiful, who requested it. :)
“Why is there a ring.”
For a second, Steve thinks this is just a very bad dream. He blinks hard, twice.“Steve,” Tony says, his eyes almost comically wide. “Why is there a ring.” His voice is on the edge of hysteria, and, shit, people are noticing.
Rhodey’s eyebrows are up to where his hair should be, Pepper has a hand clapped over her mouth, and Clint looks over to check why Tony hasn’t answered his question to where the toaster is before his eyes track where Pepper, Rhodey, Tony and Steve are looking before putting two and two together.
“Fuck,” Clint says, and that makes Natasha, Bruce and Thor look.Thor finally shuts up about the wonders of tanning machines.
Steve’s face is on fire. He has a huge urge to fling himself out of the nearest window.
He had reached into his pocket to get a goddamn pen, and the ring had fallen out and had rolled to a rest at Steve’s feet.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Roll with the punches, moron, Steve thinks, and, since it had almost been 8 seconds since anyone has said anything, he drops to one knee and grabs the ring.
Tony chokes a bit.Pepper makes a muffled squeaking noise from behind her hand.
“Tony Stark,” Steve says, and his voice does not shake, damnit.
“Will you-” what the hell do I say what is the proper way to do this oh god everyone’s staring what version do I say ”-do me the honour of becoming my husband?”
Dead silence.
Which is usually not a good sign, even when you’re not proposing.
Which Steve is.
Proposing, that is.
To Tony.
Proposing.
As in marriage.
“Hey, look at the time, I told the board I’d have that plane done by Thursday and it’s Friday, I should probably get working on that, I’m hungry, we should get takeout, does everybody like takeout-” Tony chokes the whole thing while half-running towards the stairs, before disappearing around the corner.The floor is actually quite hard. Steve’s knee is sort of beginning to twinge.
“We have a whole bunch of firsts to start crossing off our list.” - Happy Anniversary, Kurt and Blaine!
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